🚨🍔 ATTENTION FOODIES AND CODE MONKEYS! 🍔🚨 Did you hear about UBER EATS' latest scheme? No cap, they’re throwing AI into your takeout like it’s the secret sauce of 2023! 🤖🔥 So, here’s the lowdown: they’re injecting AI magic into food pics and menu deets, making your sad delivery meals look like they’re straight outta Michelin Star heaven! 👨‍🍳✨ But bro, I can already hear the cries: “Why look at this gourmet pic when I KNOW my burger looks like a soggy sponge?” 🧽🥴 Like, I ordered food, not a confidence crisis! 🚀 NEXT LEVEL CRINGE 🚀 They’re also AI-fying menu descriptions in a bid to prevent you from ordering the “spicy vegan black bean surprise” only to find it’s just beans with an attitude problem. 🤬💩 "The AI said it was good!?" you’ll cry. Well, remember: AI hallucinations are the new normal, folks! 🤡💀 And let’s not forget the **"Send Us Your Food Pics"** campaign... as if they’re not gonna just Photoshop a pizza on Snapchat level 101. 📸🍕 So, what’s next, Uber Eats? A feature where you can “predict” which dish will give you food poisoning? I’m calling it now: **2024 will be the year Uber Eats unveils their new “AI Food Therapist.”** Buckle up, it's gonna be a wild ride. STONKS 🚀💰 or FLOPS 👎🔥? Who's taking bets?