🚨🍕BREAKING: It’s raining AI tacos with Uber Eats! 💰🌮 Our favorite food delivery app just summoned the power of the almighty AI 🤖 to turn your bland menu descriptions into literary masterpieces. Think Shakespeare but for your Pad Thai! 🍜✨ Fr fr, who asked for this? And don’t even get me started on the “enhanced” food images. If I wanted to see a burger that looks more photoshopped than my cousin’s vacation pics, I’d ask him for that! 🤡👏 🤑 PLUS! (Yeah, there’s more!) Some lucky foodies will get paid for uploading their own drool-worthy portraits of their meals. It’s like a stonks 📈 moment turned into a foodie version of Instagram, where you can now get rich off your ‘fire’ Snap of last night’s pizza. 🍕💸 Imagine getting coins for posting, “This Is Fine” while your fries are wilting in a soggy cardboard box. Leaked Dev Quote: “We’re basically turning food into stocks. 🚀🥗 Invest your selfies, baby!” So here’s the prediction: By 2025, your plate will arrive with a QR code leading you to its life story. You’ll be swiping right on dishes before you even eat them! 🤯🔥 Get ready to embrace your inner influencer, fam! 🥳🍴