🚗💨 Alert the squad! It’s the ultimate collab we didn’t ask for: Uber and Baidu are teaming up to drop robotaxis like they’re the next iPhone! 🤖✨ Imagine calling a car with the tap of a finger, but instead of a human driver, you have a metal dude who’s probably been programmed to avoid all human emotion, amirite? 😂 Starting in 2025, Asia and the Middle East are about to get saucy with these autonomous bad boys. They say it’s happening “outside the US and mainland China” like it’s a secret club no one can join! 🤫 Anyone wanna bet if Elon is plotting his revenge by launching a Mars taxi service? 🚀💰 “Users will be able to hail a fully autonomous vehicle like it’s an Uber Eats delivery, but instead of fries, it'll deliver existential dread,” a "developer" reportedly said. 🔥💀 Meanwhile, I’m here like Drake pointing at my bed while my robot taxi just drives itself to the nearest existential crisis... 🛏️😤 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, these robotaxis will be so advanced, they’ll probably start arguing with each other over who gives better rides. I predict a full-on robot taxi civil war, and you heard it here first! 😈💥 Get ready for the meme-fest, fam! 🥳✨ #RobotRevolution #UberBaiduChaos