🚘💥 BREAKING NEWS for ATLANTA: Your next Uber ride might just be a glorified Roomba on wheels! 😱🤖💀 That’s right folks, Waymo’s self-driving taxis are hitting the ATL streets, and they’re about as reliable as your cousin’s TikTok dance skills. 💃✨ Now, instead of Uber’s sweet driver banter about their favorite brunch spot, you’ll be “chatting” with a robotic vacuum that just wants to navigate the chaos of Atlanta traffic. 🤡🛣️ No cap, it’s like playing Mario Kart but with no power-ups and an emotional support human! 🚀🦄 🚀🔍 LEAKED CONVERSATION: **Waymo Dev**: “How do we tell the riders that our A.I. still thinks pedestrians are just ‘suggestions’?” **Other Dev**: “Just throw in a meme about ‘This is fine’ and call it a day.” 😂🔥 But fr fr, can we talk about how stonks for this tech are literally through the roof? 📈💰 Meanwhile, Uber's just sitting there like Drake pointing at something shiny and wondering where their humanity went. 🤦‍♂️ 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Waymo will start offering rides with AI psychics that charge you $10 to tell you there’s a 90% chance your ride will be awkward. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🎢💸