🚗💨 *Breaking News from the Land of Bier and Bratwurst* 🌭🇩🇪: Uber and Momenta are cooking up a *fully driverless* *robotaxi revolution* in Germany—because who wouldn’t want to trust a car with zero human interaction, right? 🤖🚀 Starting in 2026 (you read that correctly, TWO THOUSAND TWENTY-SIX—like, are we even on the same timeline? 🔮), they’re rolling out *Level 4* autonomous vehicles in Munich, which is just tech lingo for, “Hey, do you remember when your mom wouldn’t let you drive without a ‘responsible adult’?” 🏎️💀 But hold up, Europe! While you’re sipping espresso and gorging on pastries, the US and China are already flying drones to deliver your groceries (no cap) while you’re busy seething over your overpriced coffee ☕💰. Here’s a leaked quote from an *exasperated Uber dev*: “We’re basically throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks. The last time we tested our riding skills, it ended up with a car in a lake. 🤷‍♂️” 🍝🌊 🚨🔮 And here's the UNHINGED prediction straight from the memes: By 2030, we’ll be seeing Uber's robotaxis pulling up with full-on AI personalities, arguing with passengers about which flavor of ice cream is superior. (Spoiler: It’s clearly *mint chocolate chip* 🧠💫.) Get ready for the *robot civil war* over dessert preferences! 🍦🔥😂