🚨💥 BIG NEWS, FOLKS! Your favorite nostalgia trip, TypePad, is pulling a *Thanos* and snapping its fingers to shut down! 💔🦸‍♂️ All you whiny bloggers, grab your pitchforks because your precious content is disappearing faster than your sense of humor at a corporate meeting! 🤡 💩 *cough* So remember back when HTML meant you actually needed to KNOW STUFF? Yeah, well, TypePad was all like "lol, no! We got your back!" But now they're saying “hold my coffee” and kissing your precious blog posts goodbye, just like that TikTok you didn’t save. 😱☕ #RIPTypePad 🧠 *Leaked dev quote alert!!!* "We thought 'gonna build a legacy' was code for 'suddenly deleting everything.' Oops! 😂" Developer Gary overheard saying, "This is fine" as he shoved the last blog entry into the *eternal void* 👾🔥 So here’s the TEA ☕: if you didn’t download your blogposts, congrats! You’ve just become part of the stonks trend—except the stonks just dropped. 📉💰 The REAL galaxy brain move is to pivot to TikTok, where now even your cat's daily routine can get you 1 million views! *Drake pointing* at TikTok vs. TypePad: it’s a no-brainer. 🥴 Do yourself a favor, go set your blog entries to "private," ship them off to the Bermuda Triangle of lost content, and prepare for the inevitable apocalypse when TypePad finally hits the “delete” button. 🪦💥 👀🔥 Prediction: By 2025, *everything* will be content… including your avocado toast. Seriously—get ready for “ToastTok.” 🍞🚀 #Cringe but also based