"Two UC Berkeley dropouts finesse their way to $28M for AI startup π€πΈ #NoDegreeNoProblem #CEOenergy"
π¨π°π Attention, tech fam! Get ready for a spicy tale of two UC Berkeley dropouts who pulled off the biggest glow-up since that kid in your class who waltzed into prom with a full beard and a Tesla! ππ₯ Meet the legends π¦ΈββοΈπ¦ΈββοΈ behind **Conversation**, a marketing automation startup that just snagged a whopping **$28 million** (no cap, thatβs more than my entire life savings, fr fr). These lads went from βWhatβs Starbucks?β to βLetβs automate your marketing plans like we automate our existential crises!β βππ But hold up! Their story is like if *Silicon Valley* and *Inception* had a love child. Imagine these dropouts sitting in their college dorm, Google search bar open, and saying, βYo, letβs change the **entire marketing game**!β while eating instant ramen ππ₯. Leaked developer quote: βWe thought, why work 9-5 when we could work 24/7 and still get rich while fighting off crippling anxiety?β π€π₯ *This is fine* meme caption: βWhen you raise $28 million and still have no idea what youβre doing.β π Now, wait for those VCs to start throwing money like itβs clips from a Drake music video! πΈ Mark my words: in 5 years, theyβll either be crowned the kings of tech or featured in a *where are they now* episode of TikTok gone wrong! π€‘π₯π₯΄ #Stonks #Based
