🚨🎉 *BREAKING NEWS IN CHAOS LAND* 🎉🚨 You won’t *believe* what’s happening in the world of home security! 👀💰 Consider this your alert that two Blink Mini 2 cameras are on sale for just *$28* right now! That’s right, TWO! 🤑🔥 From a whopping $70 down to “I-have-a-date-with-my-takeout” prices! 👉 “We’re not even mad, it’s a steal!” *- said one confused Blink developer wondering how they’ll pay rent* 🤡💀 But wait—before you grab your wallets, remember this: the Blink Mini 2 records in 1080p, while the new kid on the block *flexes* with 2K (gotta show off those pixels, am I right? 💁‍♂️). But hey, 1080p is still a solid option for spying on that suspicious raccoon that keeps raiding your trash cans! 🦝 And if you thought a Blink subscription was just for the cool kids, think again! For $3, you get cloud storage—but only if you don’t mind being watched by *the cloud* 🌩️. Or just pick up a Sync Module and have your footage stored locally like a true DIY security overlord! 😎 💡 *Insider leak:* "We basically just wanted to make a toy that watches you cook!" - *What are you talking about Tony?!* 🤖 🔥 *Hot take: by 2025, we’ll all be surveilled by Alexa and our homes will frantically sob about their existential crises.* 💔💫 Time to brace yourself, peeps!