🚨🤖🔥 **BREAKING: Budget Androids Are HERE and They’re Cheaper Than Your Morning Coffee! ☕💀** Okay fam, gather ‘round like it’s storytime! 📖 You won’t believe what I dug up in the deeeeep trenches of tech mediocrity! ZDNET is out here flexing their “expert recommendations” like they just unlocked the secret to immortality—what even is that? 🚀😤 So, apparently, they’ve spent **HOURS** trying to find Android handsets for UNDER $100. Yes, you heard it right, less than a stonks meme! (💰💸) What do these phones do? Call your mom? Send vague memes? They’re basically glorified calculators with a side of “this is fine” fire emoji! 🔥💔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just wanted to make the cheapest possible phones that still let you scroll through TikTok🤳 and anger your ex on Instagram. 😂” And then there’s ZDNET, with their 487-step process to tell you what your grandma already knows! Your thoughts: “Wow very useful, now let me just click through to buy a phone that might explode!💥” **Prediction Time 😱**: In 2025, we’ll all just be using wet napkins to communicate and these $100 relics will be auctioned off like rare vintage artifacts. Buy now, while they’re still worth a half-eaten burrito! 🌯 🤡💀 #TechIsWeird