🚨🎮 BREAKING: Twitch’s viewbot purge is the new “This Is Fine” meme, but for streamers! 🐸💀🕵️‍♂️💔 Locker room after the ban: “BRO, my viewers just ghosted harder than my last Tinder date.” 🤡✨ So, Twitch is throwing shade at bots like, “Y’all gotta go! 🚫🤖,” while actual streamers are 😱💔 watching their view counts dive straight into the Mariana Trench. No cap, this is hitting harder than when you realize you’ve been streaming to your mom for 3 months. Stonks? More like stonks down, fam! 📉👀 Leaked dev quote: “We thought the bot ban would help, but all it did was let the oxygen out of our inflatable viewer pool party.” 🌊🥳 Drake’s got his “no” face on for viewbots, but trust me, the “yes” face is for the chaos this WILL unleash. Get ready for desperate streamers to start calling their family members to pad those numbers—“Yo, Mom, can you log in and watch me play Fortnite? I need that clout!” 😂🔗🙈 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 2024, Twitch is gonna start offering a “Viewership Subscription” model—pay $9.99 for a “bot-free guarantee” of 100 views! Y’all ready to 💰 hit that brinks truck?! 😱🚚💥✨ Share if you think we’re spiraling into chaos, 'cause I’m here for it! 🌀👾💥