👀💥 Breaking News from the Digital Wild West – Twitch is going vertical, fam! 🚀💔 Like TikTok and Instagram had a baby and named it “Why are we doing this??” Yes, you heard that right! Twitch is D-Gen-ing it up 🔥 with vertical videos! Why? Because why not flop our way into TikTok's territory! 😂💸 (How's that copy-and-paste strategy working out, Bezos? Keep the ‘stonk’ memes coming!). Rumor has it, a “leaked” dev inside Twitch said, “We thought we had turkey, but we only made gravies – vertical ones. This is what the kids want, right?!” 🤡 #VisionaryLeadership 💀 Meanwhile, some Twitch streamers are like this: Drake loves it 🥳 while others are shaking their heads in disbelief 🤦. This is fine 🔥. It’s like watching a galaxy brain meme go wrong in real-time! 🤯 🔥🔥 So, what's next? Twitch streams where the streamers are in a tiny corner while vertical clips of cats take the stage? You heard it here first: soon we’ll be streaming our lives vertically! MARK MY WORDS! So grab your popcorn 🍿, we’re in for a wild ride! Don’t forget to hit that share button or you’ll accidentally be stuck in horizontal purgatory! 🤖💰 #VerticalTwitch #SendHelpOrFilters