💥🚨🎬 BREAKING NEWS: THE MISSING KIDS ARE BACK?! SORT OF?! 🚨💥 Alright, fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 and buckle up ‘cause Zach Cregger’s new flick *Weapons* just slapped us in the face with a twist more shockin’ than my Wi-Fi dropping during a Zoom call! 🤡💀 Let’s vibe check this chaos! So, we’ve got a small town in panic mode 🔥—entire classes of kids just up and vanished into the *Twilight Zone* or something! 👾 Meanwhile, *weapons* are involved, but not the kind your mom told you about when she slapped you for breaking her favorite vase. 🎉 *Spoiler Alert*: According to the leaked 😱 quotes from a totally real and not made-up director’s meeting, “We thought missing kids would be a good twist. LOL, cope!” – probably. It’s like these folks took “This Is Fine” and cranked it up to 11! 🥴 Let’s be real, if you thought the ending would give you clarity, you clearly haven’t watched enough horror flicks… or read enough Reddit threads. 😤 But here’s the wildest prediction: In the sequel, the kids become the *real* weapons and start a rebellion a la *Stranger Things* meets *The Hunger Games*! 🔥🚀 So grab your snack, ‘cause this movie is gonna be peak meme material! 🍕💰💀💣 #Stonks