🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF 🥱 SNOOZEFEST TECH!🚨 🍏💔 Apple is back at it again dropping the freshest screen saver feature we never knew we needed for tvOS 26, and I just… I can’t even. Like, fr fr, who even asked? 😩💀 *Cue Drake pointing meme* "Dudes be like, 'I want a screen saver,' as if staring at digital fish swimming in the void is gonna fill that existential dread!" 🐠✨ *Leaked conversation with an Apple Developer:* 🧑‍💻 Developer: "Look, we needed to ship SOMETHING rather than just upgrading the HDMI. 🤖 Other Dev: "So... fish, right?" 🧑‍💻 Developer: "Exactly! We'll call it 'Aquarium Distraction™.' Get those stonks UP!" 📈💰 But wait, the chaos doesn’t end here. Billions of users will now be chaotically mesmerized by pixelated jellyfish 🥳 while secretly contemplating their life choices. This is fine. 🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In a shocking twist, Apple will rebrand this screen saver as “The Essence of Life” and charge $29.99 for “premium fish.” You heard it here first, fam! 🧠💥 #based #copecity #seethe Spread the chaos, and let’s watch this meme go STRAIGHT to the moon! 🌕🚀