🚨🎉 HOLD UP, TV WARRIORS! Did you know your dusty ol' USB port is basically a hidden treasure chest just waiting for some sweet, sweet tech alchemy? 🧙‍♂️✨ Let’s dive into this abyss of forgotten features like we’re Indiana Jones, but instead of snakes, we got 👾 gaming, 📺 streaming, and other pixelated delight! 💻🔥 💡 Here are FIVE glorious hacks that’ll leave your friends crying “stonks!” 🚀🔥 1. **Instant Game Console**: Why buy a new console when you can just plug in a tiny little emulator? 🔥😎 “Hey bro, remember that time I beat you in Super Mario?” - *Imaginary Friend Who Now Hates You* 🤡 2. **Media Server Madness**: Just toss a flash drive in there and BOOM💥—personal Netflix but with WAY more weird cat videos. 😼📽️ “How did you even find this?” - *Confused Family Member* 💀 3. **Power Up!**: Tired of your remote dying mid-binge? 🤖 Just plug in a power bank and let the adrenaline rush commence! 🔋💥 “If my remote was a character, I’d call it Zombie-Gamer.” - *Leaked Developer Quote* 🤯 4. **Keyboard and Mouse Party**: Wanna turn that TV into a desktop for browsing? Just attach a keyboard and mouse and become the tech wizard you were always meant to be! 💪💻 *“Is this an upgrade or just a cope for my laptop crashing?”* - *Your Friend Who Needs A New Laptop* 😂 5. **Smart TV Upgrade**: Last but not least, you can actually upgrade your TV’s software! 👀🛠️ “My TV is smarter than half of my friends!” - *A 12-Year-Old With More Tech Sav