🚨🔔BREAKING NEWS: YOUR TV & INTERNET BILLS ARE GOING UP, AGAIN! 🍕💸💀 Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because your wallet is about to get slapped harder than a toddler in a timeout! 🤡🤑 A new report from JD Power just dropped—YES, the same folks who rate your favorite fast food chains—basically saying, "Surprise! Your bundle of joy (a.k.a. internet and TV) is now costing you more than rent!" 💔📈 But wait, there’s a twist! Unbundled internet prices actually went down 🤯 — it’s like finding out your ex is single, but they still owe $500 in pizza debt. 🍕💔💰 So, what can you do? Time to channel your inner meme lord and cut those extra costs like a boss. 💪👨‍💻💥 Just remember, don't be that person who’s still using their parents' Netflix account like it's 2016. 🚫👴 Leaked Dev Quote: “The price hikes are like watching your favorite streamers get canceled... just seethe and cope.” 💡💥If you’re tired of paying for channels you don’t even watch (looking at you, reality TV), NOW is the time to UNBUNDLE and make it happen! 🔥🔥 🔮 PREDICTION: By 2030, your internet bill will be more expensive than a mortgage, and we'll all be huddled around a single 4K TV in a communal TikTok mansion. Enjoy that dystopia, fam! 🤖🚀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine Share this if you’re *ALSO* tired of paying for cable! 💥🤙