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"Turn your phone into an overpriced telescope πŸ”­βœ¨β€” stargazing for broke baddies πŸ’Έ #RichOnAShoestring"

June 25, 2025
about 2 months ago
Mashable
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πŸš€πŸŒŒ *BREAKING NEWS TO MAKE YOU GO *WHOAA* πŸŒŒπŸš€* Are you tired of scrolling through meme accounts on your phone instead of looking at actual galaxies? 😱 Well, stop your doom-scrolling, fam! Say hello πŸ‘‹ to Hestia, the smartphone telescope that’s here to turn your phone into a cosmic selfie machine! πŸ“±βœ¨ For just $259.99β€”a price that is definitely better than my last dateβ€” you can channel your inner astronaut... if only your love life could shoot for the stars too.πŸ’”πŸ’Έ With Hestia, you can finally locate Mars while your ex is STILL orbiting your thoughts (sorry, Josh! πŸ˜‚πŸ’€)! Imagine snapping pics of the moon like "Hey *NASA*, I see your craters!" This baby will have you saying β€œIs this heaven?!?!” and NOT just because of that $5 Starbucks you just bought. β˜•πŸš€ *Leaked quote from a Hestia dev*: β€œWe wanted to make sure that even your phone is more useful than your college degree.” *BASED. NO CAP!* πŸ€“πŸ’― So, it’s time to put away that cringey TikTok dance you’ve practiced for 3 weeks and embrace the sweet cosmos! πŸ”­πŸ”₯ Get your cosmic gaze game on! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ HOT TAKE: In 5 years, everyone will be a space influencer. Bye-bye cottagecore, hello *galacticcore*! Mark my words, fam! πŸ‘½βœ¨ #StonksInSpace! πŸŒ πŸš€πŸ’₯

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