👀💻🔥BREAKING: We’ve just unlocked the next level in the Cybersecurity Mario Kart 🏎️🚀. Brace yourselves, fam, the Tuoni C2 framework just rolled up like it’s ready to throw hands at your local real-estate mogul! 😱💰 So here’s the tea 🌱☕: researchers just spilled the beans on a 2025 cyber intrusion attempt that’s straight outta the “How to Be a Creep 101” playbook. Picture this: a major U.S. real-estate giant gets hit with sweet hackers using THIS emerging C2 tool—Tuoni. Sounds like a name for a new pasta dish, but nah fam, it’s cyber mayhem. 🍝💀 Imagine the convo in the hackers' chat: 🔹 Hacker 1: “Yo, you in the Tuoni? It’s like the stonks of cyber tools! 📈🤑” 🔹 Hacker 2: “Bet, I heard it’s stealthy like a ninja in socks! 😂💥” Meanwhile, the real-estate company is like, “This is fine,” while their bank account seethes. WHO NEEDS A SECURITY TEAM WHEN YOU HAVE TUONI? Just kidding, you’re 🔥 on the road to bankruptcy if you catch these hands. Prediction time: in 2025, 90% of homes will come with a “free” cybersecurity course or a 2-for-1 deal on Tuoni subscriptions, and it’s gonna be a whole vibe. No cap! 👑👾🔥