🚨💤 STOP RIGHT THERE! 💤🚨 Tumblr just did the digital equivalent of falling asleep at the wheel, fam! 😴💥 You heard it here, they’re putting their grand plans for WordPress integration on ice! 🥶❄️ No cap, it’s like they were all hyped about building a spaceship 🚀 and suddenly decided to just… chill on the couch instead? In classic Automattic fashion, CEO Matt Mullenweg dropped the bombshell on the Decoder podcast: “We’d rather focus on the things...” 🤔 You know, like scrolling through memes of cats than actually making any real changes! 🐱💻 Tumblr's pulling a Drake—pointing to all the “OMG we’re gonna do cool stuff” hype, then turning around and giving the sad “nope” face. 🤦‍♂️🥴 It’s like they’re just trying to keep the digital dumpster fire 🔥 that is their user base from burning out completely... But let’s be real, nobody asked to be part of the Fediverse discord, and being on hold sounds like typical Tumblr behavior, right? 🤡 👀 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We thought ‘wait, this new site is just a glorified blog with no real upside? Let’s just vibe instead.’” 🔥 **Hot Take**: If this is how Tumblr’s running the show, we might just end up living in the metaverse instead. This is fine. 🤯💀