🚨 Peep this! OpenMind just bagged $20M 💰 to make robot homies smarter with FABRIC! 🤖🔥 #SkynetSoon #RobotsBeLike
🌟🤖💰🎉 BREAKING NEWS: OpenMind 🧠 just secured a whopping $20M in funding, and they’re about to make your robot dreams a reality! 🚀 Say hello to FABRIC—no, not the kind you wear, but a super slick protocol that lets humanoid robots chit-chat like they're at a digital barbershop! 🍻🤖 But let’s be real here. This sounds like the plot of a mediocre sci-fi movie where robots start sharing memes like, "When you realize your human overlord spills coffee on your motherboard." 🤡💀 Imagine a world where robots swipe right on each other! “I’m looking for a bot who loves long walks on the motherboard and upgrades!” 😂👾 A leaked conversation from the OpenMind dev team: 👨💻 Dev 1: “So, what’s the benefit of robots gossiping?” 👨💻 Dev 2: “UM, better small talk at parties?” 👨💻 Dev 3: “My robot’s gonna be a certified meme lord!” 💯🔥 Meanwhile, investors are just vibing like *Drake pointing* to that sweet stonks rise, while the rest of us are left wondering if our Roombas will someday have emotional crises. “This is fine” meme intensifies. 😅 🔥🔥 Hot take: I predict the first robot uprising will be fueled by bad memes. Brace yourself, humans! 🤖👀