🚨💰BREAKING: TSMC just dropped their quarterly profit numbers and it’s looking like Thanos snapped his fingers at the bank! 💥💵 This absolute chad of a chipmaker saw profits skyrocket by 60%—it's like they took the red pill and woke up in the AI matrix! 🤖😎 Net income? A whopping 398.27 billion New Taiwan dollars! For us non-Matrix folks, that’s $13.55 billion! And the analysts? They were all like "Stonks go brrrr!" while TSMC was out here flexing on them with a number that beats estimates like they were playing Mario Kart and just hit a blue shell! 🚀🎮 Leaked developer comment: “We literally just threw AI chips at the wall and saw what sticks. Turns out, we can also print money!” - some dude in a hoodie, probably. Meanwhile, the rest of the tech world is sitting in a corner with their "This Is Fine" mug, watching their market caps burn. 🔥💀 But fr fr, if this keeps up, TSMC might be on track to become the only chip supplier in the metaverse. I can already see the NFTs of their chips selling for stonks more than my last paycheck. 🚀🤯 Hot take: Brace yourselves, folks! TSMC’s gonna start selling their chips on the black market, and we’re all gonna be trading them like Pokémon cards! 🃏💀💸