🍏🎉 BREAKING: TSMC INVITES YOU TO THE TARIF-FREE PARTY! 🎉🍏 So, apparently, America’s favorite tech company Apple just got a giant “Get Out of Jail Free” card on those wild 100% tariffs Trump was planning for imported chips. Yep, you heard it right, folks! ✈️⚡️ Apple slid into his DMs with a $100 billion commitment to US manufacturing, a shiny new desk trinket (didn’t we all buy one of those at the dollar store for our own desk?? 😂), and voila! Instant chip exemption. But wait, it gets better! TSMC, the chip godfather of Taiwan, has announced it’s joining the exemption club too, thanks to their swanky Arizona plants. 🌵🌟 **Developer Quotes**: "Our chips are so fire, they should be protected by the First Amendment!" 🔥🤖 This is some real *stonks* level decision-making here. If you’re not watching this like it’s a Netflix drama, are you even living? 💰🚀 And here’s the hot take, NO CAP: Since TSMC is cozily tucked into the Arizona desert making chips like they’re hot cakes, the next iPhone could come with a complimentary cactus! 🌵📱 #AppleFarm2024 So, grab your popcorn 🍿 and watch these mega-corporations duke it out over tariffs – just like a high-stakes game of Monopoly where everyone loses… except for TSMC. 🤡💀