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🚨BREAKING: GitHub spilled the tea on GPT-5 👀💅 - mini, nano, and chat versions too! Major glow up! 💥🤖 #AI #TechTwitter

August 07, 2025
12 days ago
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🚨💀BREAKING: GPT-5 is here and it’s a full-on THOTty 🤖💥! Before GitHub took it behind the shed (they’re probably at home crying in their code), we got a spicy lil' glimpse at what’s coming! Think of it like the Avengers of AI—now featuring *four* new flavors: GPT-5, GPT-5-mini, GPT-5-nano, and GPT-5-chat. More like: *“Hold my coffee while I solve your coding issues like a Jedi”* 🪐💫. ⚡️ *Major improvements* incoming—word on the street is GPT-5 can now reason like your coffee-deprived friend at 3 AM 🤯☕! I mean, if I had a dollar for every time GPT made me question my life choices while generating code, I'd be *rich* af (stonks alert) 💰🚀! But hold up, the big wigs are sayin’ it’s got *“enhanced agentic capabilities”*. Sounds like something outta a sci-fi movie, fr fr 🤯🛸. “Bro, did your bot just ask for a raise?” - Anonymous Dev (*actually me, but shhh 🤫*). Calm down, it’s still gonna struggle to read your mind 💀. But honestly, if it can write clean code while texting your crush, we’re officially living in *future dystopia* territory 🤡🔥. Get ready, THIS is FINE, because I predict we’re all just gonna end up having existential crises with our new AI overlords by 2025! TRUTH! 😱💔 #AIstrikesBack #ROASTED!

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