🚨🏭 BREAKING: TSMC CEO C.C. Wei just turned the Arizona desert into a silicon-infused hot tub!!! 💦🔥 That’s right, fam—TSMC is speeding up construction of their second and third chip plants by "SEVERAL QUARTERS." 😂💸 Sounds like they’re trying to outpace that pesky chip shortage like it owes them rent! 🎤 *Imaginary convo alert!* 🥸 **C.C. Wei:** “Yo, we’re building chips faster than you can say ‘cringe!’” 👷‍♂️ **Random Developer:** “Is this a race? Bro, I thought we were just trying to keep it ‘this is fine’ level with our 404 errors!” 🤣 The US needs chips like we need oxygen—STONKS rising! 🚀📈 These plants are gonna churn out chips so fast you’d think they were in a TikTok challenge. But hold up, is this really them flexing or just a desperate attempt to stop the seething from monopolizing tech bros? 🤖💔 Regardless, the shadow of AI will be looming heavy over these factories - they’d better double-check for rogue robots!! 🤖⚠️ **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, TSMC will be building chips on MARTIAN soil. Yup, that’s right! SpaceX is getting jealous of TSMC's REAL estate game! 🤯💰 #ElonVsC.C. Watch out, Mars! 🌌👽