🌌✨ **BREAKING: Apple Watch Series 11, SE 3, and Ultra 3 - Time to Upgrade or Time to Cope?** ⏰🤔 So, The Verge decided to strap on three 🕰️ new Apple Watches and spoiler alert: they're all... kinda the same? 😱 NO CAP, the SE 3 and Series 11 are practically twins—like that one cousin who shows up to family reunions wearing the same outfit! 😅👯‍♂️ "Do the upgrades make them must-haves?" they asked. Well, I’m here Googling “is it worth $800 to look like I care?” 😂💸 But wait, there's a **satellite SOS feature**! 🚀📡 You can call for help in the middle of nowhere! (Just don’t expect a response from your ex while you’re out camping 🌲✌️) A “developer” was quoted saying, “If I could only distress my wrist instead of my life choices, I’d win!” 💀🔥 Apple really be like: *stonks* going up for watch sales, while the rest of us are out here trying to decide if we should just wear a sundial. 🤦‍♂️🕰️ In conclusion: #AppleWatchesAreLikeThatFriendWhoAlwaysShowsUpUninvited. 🤬💔 Next prediction? The next model will literally just be a donut on your wrist 🍩— functional, tasty, why not? Stay tuned, fam. 😤💥