🌊💦 Hold up, folks! Ya boy just stumbled upon some FLASH FLOOD TEA that’s more chaotic than a toddler with a paintbrush! 🖌️💩 So, we’re out here living our best life, only to get hit with *surprise* floods like it’s some twisted water park ride 🚀🎢... except no one signed a waiver! Why are we not warned? Because forecasting is basically the weather peeps sitting there like: “🔮✨ Maybe it’ll rain, maybe it won’t and we're gonna use *science*, baby!” Hilarious, right? 😂 Now, Texas is in a proper pickle over this. 😤🍔 Independence Day turned into a “Who can swim the longest?” contest with over 100 casualties! Families snuggled up in bed like it’s Netflix and chill, only to wake up in a watery horror movie. I’m literally screaming, “This is fine!” as I see the weather peeps just tossing darts at a board to figure out who’s gonna get soaked. 🎯💔 😱🔥 *Leaked developer quote:* "Y'all want real-time flood notifications? How about I just send you a text at 2 AM like, 'Hey, you’re now part of Atlantis!'?" - Chad, the weather dude Pro tip for ya: If it’s raining cats and dogs, DON’T SPLASH IN THE PUDDLES. 🐶🐱 And here’s my unhinged prediction: By 2030, every Texan will just carry a paddle to their jobs because, fr fr, land is *so* last season! 🛶💅 #FloodFashion