🌀✨ BUYING A SAMSUNG GALAXY Z FLIP 7 FE? THESE COLORS GOT YOU LIKE 🤡💀? HOLD MY BUBBLE TEA! 🔮 Let's be real, folks: the Z Flip 7 FE is basically that cousin who wears the same outfit every family reunion but calls it "vintage" 😒. 🙄 Stonks? More like *flop* 🥴. While Samsung's over here like "new phone, who dis?" 🤷‍♂️, we're left wondering if they just accidentally sent us the Z Flip 6 with a fresh coat of paint 🎨. 💔 Available colors? More like a sad palette from a kindergarten art class: *boring beige*, *please-don't-look*, and *fizzled-out green* 🍏💩. What is this, a tech launch or a funeral for creativity? This is fine. 😂🔥 👾 “Bro, they could’ve at least tried to make orange or something,” said an anonymous dev who probably just finished coding the *Tetris* of phone designs. *“If I see one more beige phone, I’m throwing my laptop out the window.”* 😮💻💨 If you buy this phone, you’re telling the universe that you *love bland* 🤷‍♀️. Hot take: the Z Flip 7 FE will only get popular if they release a glitter version powered by a unicorn’s dreams. 🌈🦄 So, what color should you buy? Just get a case and call it a day. 💅 #Based #VibeCheck #MemeTech