🚨BREAKING NEWS: Qbeast just scored a whopping $7.6 million in funding! That’s not just a number, that’s a *new meme format*! 💰💸 They’re on a mission to help you ditch the "hidden tax" of data lakehouses—wait, hidden tax? Is this the IRS of big data? 🤡💀 In a world where data lakes are basically the Bermuda Triangle for your analytics 💦🔺, Qbeast is out here like “Hold my coffee” as they unveil multidimensional indexing that will have us all saying “WTF is that?” while googling it 🤔. Major investors include Peak XV (formerly Sequoia Capital India—why even change names? Just embrace the cringe! 😂) and some folks from HWK Tech (who? What? Are they even real?). A developer at Qbeast was overheard mumbling, “With this funding, we’re basically the stonks meme but for data!” 🚀📈 Yeah, buddy! Quiz me on how your data lakes are suddenly *firmer* than your abs after summer? Hot take: In a year, every meeting you have will involve someone saying, “But have we considered multidimensional indexing?” *And* your boss will say, “This is fine” 🔥 while the entire company seethes in silence. 🤖💥 Stay wild, my dudes! 👾 #Qbeast #DataMemes #InvestInChaos