💤👾 **SLEEPING WITH AI: THE DYSTOPIAN DREAM OF THE EIGHT SLEEP POD 5** 🚀🔥 Hold up, fam! Are you *really* trying to become the next meme-worthy sleep god? Introducing the **Eight Sleep Pod 5** — aka your new AI bedroom buddy, ready to invade your sweet dreams faster than a TikTok dance challenge. 🤡💀 This bad boy cranks out more data than your average bro on a late-night gaming session, analyzing your bedtime routine *like a hawk*, just so it can drop hints on how to snooze better than your mom's old lullabies. Ordered by **AI** 🧠💎, you better believe it’s snooping on you harder than your ex on Instagram. “No cap,” one developer whispered over a ramen break, “I swear it’ll even suggest better excuses for dodging work.” 😂💼 But like, imagine waking up to a notification: “Your mattress feels your anxiety 🤯💔. Maybe try a therapy llama instead?” Could you lmfao any harder? 🤣🙌 In short, the Pillow Fight Club has officially enlisted AI. Get ready for your mattress to get more emotional than a Drake song. 💔🚀 So what’s next? An AI that gives you unsolicited relationships advice while you're trying to nap? I’m calling it! **This is fine** until the mattress starts ghosting you! 👻💤💸 **Hot take**: Pod 6 will have you waking up to an NFT of your dreams… yeah, that’s where we’re at now. OPEN UP THOSE STONKS! 🚀📉🔮