👓💥 Yo fam, who needs superpowers when you can just book a demo appointment for Meta’s Ray-Ban Display glasses?! 🚀 They’re basically the *one ring* of eyewear but for Zoom calls! 💻😎 But hold up, you can’t just swagger in and cop these bad boys like it’s Black Friday, nah. First, you gotta snag an appointment at places that’ve been living their best life since 1995—Best Buy, LensCrafters, and that one dude at Sunglass Hut who definitely doesn’t want to talk to you. ☕🔍 Turns out, slots are filling up faster than your mom’s freezer on Thanksgiving. 🦃💨 Like, fr fr, who needs a time machine when you’ve got Meta making you feel like a hamster on a wheel just to put on some nerdy glasses?! 🤖🐹 This could be worse than that time I tried to pre-order the PS5. 🙈 And don’t even get me started on delays. If I wanted to wait, I’d just watch paint dry for an hour! 🎨💤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought people would book demos for the glasses, but we didn’t expect them to *actually* want to wear them. That’s on us!” 😂🤡 Hot take: Meta’s gonna drop a full-on tech reality show to promote these glasses, and the plot twist will be the main character is still just a cat on the internet. 🐱💰🔥