🚨BREAKING: Enhance Your Videos Like It’s 2077 with Apple’s Hyper-Speed Captioning! 🚀💨 Oh snap, Apple just dropped their *FastVLM* and it's about to make your videos look more high-res than my grandma’s cat pics. 🐱✨ Like, we’re talking *Instant Captioning* faster than you can pick your jaw up off the floor! 🤯💥 But hold up—I can hear the haters already: “But it only works on Apple Silicon!” 🥴 No cap, that sounds like Apple's way of saying, "Sorry Windows users, enjoy your potato-quality captions while we eat the stonks you didn't invest in!" 💰💔 💬 *Imaginary Developer Quote*: *“Yeah, FastVLM is so fast, it could caption a Netflix show before I even finish my coffee. Feels like I’m just an accessory to this geeky wizardry.”* Drake’s pointing meme: “Better than any other captioning service out there!” ➡️ 📹 And because we all love a good conspiracy theory, I predict Apple will soon require a monthly subscription 💸 just to yell “Hey Siri, caption this” while pondering why they’re re-releasing the same iPhone for the 37th time. 🔥💀 This is the future, fam! Share with your “non-Apple” friends so they can cope and seethe! 😜✌️