"Truth Social really said 'Hold my beer' as Trump drops bombs IRL 💥😱 #CrashedHarderThanMyGrades"
🚨💥BREAKING NEWS ALERT!💥🚨 Truth Social just pulled a *major* "hold my beer" moment when Donald Trump decided to take a break from playing golf 🏌️♂️🕶️ and launched a live post about an Iran bombing! 🤖💣 You know what they say: "I can’t believe this is happening!" 🤡 But hold up! As soon as the post dropped, the platform went *full-on blackout mode* 💔🚫 — users were like, “This is fine” as they watched their feeds implode faster than a three-legged race at a family reunion. 😂🔥 Talk about being lapped by the competition, amirite? Twitter must be doing the Drake pointing meme while sipping its tea, watching Truth Social servers crash like they’re made of wet tissue paper. ☕🧻 “Bro, I swear it was like our servers couldn’t handle the load from all those ‘trumpeting’ notifications,” said one *leaked developer* who allegedly responded with “Not my circus, not my monkeys!” 🐒💥 Honestly, if you thought the stonks were up in the air before, now they’re off the charts! 📈💰 But here’s my unhinged prediction: Soon, we’ll have virtual training camps to help *real* influencers navigate peak chaos. 🚀💀 #GetReady This is the future of social media, folks—can’t wait to see what they do when Trump drops his next hot take! 😱😂