💔🚨BREAKING: TrustCon 2025 is giving off major vibes of "this is fine" 🔥🐶 as trust and safety pros are LOWKEY freaking out while the big wigs totally ghosted them about rolling back safety policies! 🤷‍♂️🤡 Can we just take a sec to appreciate how this industry has gone from “Safety First” to “Who even cares?” like it's an Olympic sport? 🏅✨ Meanwhile, the execs are busy dodging questions like they’re in a game of Rocket League, hoping no one notices! 💀👏 Imagine this convo: **Developer:** "So, we're just... ignoring the safety rollback?" **CEO:** "No cap, bro. Let's just make more ads and pray!" 🙏😬 Every time a platform slips back into chaos, I'm like: "Ayo, bruh, do we really need another 'Toxicity 101' seminar?" 🧠💥 We’re out here, clicking “accept cookies” like nothing matters, while our feeds look more chaotic than a toddler’s art project. Hot take: by 2026, your favorite social media site will have a “LOL, this is for your safety” button that leads to a conspiracy theory subreddit 😂🚀. So buckle up, fam! The trust train is derailing, and we’re here for the chaos! Stonks ⬆️ in memes, anxiety levels ⬆️, safety rules? Straight into the void! 🌌😱