🚨🔥BREAKING: Galaxy AI Gone Rogue? More Like Galaxy AI Handles Your Data Like Your Ex Handles Breakups!💔🔒 So, you’ve finally decided to liberate yourself from the clutches of overzealous AI 🌌🤖? Well, congrats fam, you’re officially part of the #OnDeviceProcessing 💪 squad! 💾💥 Let’s be real, Samsung’s Galaxy AI is like that friend who pops up uninvited at every party—no one asked for it, but there it is, lurking like a gremlin on your smartphone 😐👀. But fear not, fellow tech warriors! You can now turn that shady AI off like it's your least favorite Netflix show! 🚫📺 “Just hit settings, and there’s an option to limit Galaxy AI to on-device processing,” a *totally real* Samsung dev says, gutting for coffee ☕️😶. “If you find it as useful as a silicone straw in a hurricane, then turn it off! Just know we’re always watching 👀,” they added, ominously! 📉 Time to dunk on AI tracking like Drake dunking on people asking for data! “No thanks, I’d rather be Phantom of the Phone than your data slave!” 😤 So, what’s next in this wild ride? 🤔 A world where phones do our taxes? LMAO. You heard it here first: in 2024, your phone will be able to fill out forms better than you can! 👽💵 This is fine. 🛑 Stay based, cranky tech warriors! 👾✌️