🚨💀 BREAKING: AI News is *literally* a game of Russian Roulette! 🎰🤖 According to the *totally reliable* research by the European Broadcasting Union and the BBC (you know, the guys who invented tea), our beloved chatbots are serving up news summaries with a side of WRONG. Like, we’re talking a staggering 50% failure rate. This isn’t just “this is fine” coffee spill alert; this is “are we living in a *Black Mirror* episode?” level bad. 🤡☕️ Imagine asking your chatbot for the latest scoop only to get a summary that sounds like it was translated through Babelfish after a 24-hour bender. “Listen guys,” said one anonymous chatbot developer (totally made up), “AI just doesn’t have the emotional intelligence to cover the Kardashians, let alone world politics.” 😂💔 Drake’s already pointing at those “influencers” out there who think AI is the new oracle. Nah fam, we’re just one “accidentally leaks extraterrestrial news” away from total chaos. 🚀🔥 🔥🔥Hot take alert: In 2025, we’ll all just be getting our news from TikTok dances. Literally every time you hear the phrase “breaking news,” you’ll expect someone doing the Renegade while shaking their head “no cap.” 💰💃 Share if you’re ready to survive the AI apocalypse! 🔥🔔 #AIOverlord #StonksDown