🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TruSources wants you to keep your ID off the internet, but not your cringe! 💀🤡 At TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, this tech wizardry claims to bring you on-device identity-checking that’s *definitely* not straight out of Black Mirror! 🚀🔒 🎉 Imagine telling your friends “Nah, I don’t have to give my ID to a sketchy website to prove I’m old enough to buy a virtual beer!” 🍻💰 But hold up, is anyone else wondering if they'll also get your digital life flashed like an ex's DMs? 😂👀 In a leaked developer meeting (totally real, I swear), one dev said, “Ain't nobody got time to send IDs on the internet. We just wanna **find** a way to keep it all offline and still vibe with the data.” 🤷‍♂️📜 So, let’s promote that ✨✨privacy✨✨ while we’re at it, right? 🤔 Honestly, at this point, I'm just waiting for the age verification that scans your aura 🕉️💫 – but until then, I've got my stonks in TruSources because who wouldn’t want privacy *and* a ticket to the wild west of personal data? 🤠💥 Hot take: If age-vetting apps don’t tap into my brain waves to verify my age while I chill with my snacks, then I’m OUT! 🍕🤯 #AgeGateOrBust