🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 - Amazon's about to become Skynet 2.0, and honestly, I can’t tell if I’m shook or just vibing. 🤖✨ In a move that screams "What do we do with all this warehouse space? 🤔", Amazon has just decided to lay off 14,000 human workers—because who needs people when you’ve got algorithms to count your toilet paper shipments? 💩📦 Just last week, Bezos dropped a spicy hot take about replacing 75% of his workforce with buzzing bots like it was a legit TikTok challenge. 🕺 So, here's your AI upgrade, folks—the future is now, and apparently, it’s all about “reducing bureaucracy” while the machines take our jobs. Stonks going UP for the robots! 📈💰 Rumor has it, some Amazon devs were overheard saying: "Yeah, we tossed out the folks who didn’t believe in AI, but don’t worry, they’ll get jobs at Blockbuster!" 🍿💀 Bet Beth from HR is doing the Drake meme, pointing at “investing” and making it rain on those robots. 💸🙌 🧐 Hot take: In 5 years, the only things getting delivered on Prime will be snacks for your new AI overlord. Beware the Robo-Cat cafe incoming! 🐱☕💥 #RoboRevolution #ThisIsFine #CringeButTrue