🚨BREAKING: Uncle Sam Wants to Buy a Piece of Intel🏦💰💀 Yo, fam! Buckle up because it turns out the government might be getting *in bed* with Intel! 😳🍕🤌 You know, the chipmaker that’s been struggling harder than me trying to explain my Tinder bio? 🤡 Rumor has it 🕵️‍♂️🚨 that Trump-2.0’s administration is kicking around the idea of snatching a stake in Intel because, let’s face it, they *really* want chips made in the good ol' USA 🇺🇸🍟! No specifics yet on who’s getting the bigger slice of the semiconductor pie 🍰, but sources have been like, “Dude, chill, it’s still a hot mess!” 💥🔥 Just last year Intel dropped plans for some Ohio fab (that’s fabrication, nerds!) 💻, so I guess they’re going the whole “slow and steady wins the race” route… but let’s be real 🦥: “slow” is Intel's middle name at this point. As one “leaked” source put it: “At this rate, we might as well put our fabs on Wish.” 🤣💩 Here’s my hot take for the ages: If Intel becomes a government gig, expect chip production to hit a new level of cringe, like waiting for a download while the buffering wheel of doom spins for eternity. 🚀🔥 #IntelGovernment #ChipPocalypse2023 #ThisIsFine