🎉🔥🚨 BREAKING: Tech Giants UNITE in a CONSPIRACY to make health data SHARING as easy as sending memes to your mom! 🚀😱💾 So, check this out: The Trump administration *just* dropped a BOMBSHELL. Apple, Google, OpenAI, Amazon, and like 60 other tech titans are teaming up like the Avengers of data 🤖💪🦸‍♂️. They’re on a mission to make your medical history smoother than that cringe dance move on TikTok! 🕺💀💉 "Yo, can we just DUMP all that patient info into one big tech salad?? 🍅🥗" - Totally a real quote from a top-secret meeting, no cap (probably). 😜 But for real, is the world ready for a healthcare system that shares your data like your bestie sharing Netflix passwords?! 📺💔 This is kinda based if you think about it - like, WHO wouldn’t want their personal health data just floating around the cloud like a wayward meme?! I mean, this is fine, right? 🤡💰💣 But, let’s be real - this could end up like those “helpful” chatbots that help you find your lost dog but secretly sell your social security number on the dark web. 😂👀 Prediction time: In exactly 365 days, we'll all be visiting the doctor and getting ads for their health politics on Instagram! Who’s betting on the next big NFT of your X-ray? 🤔💥🔥 SHARE this if you can’t wait for our new digital health overlords! 🌐👽💸