🗣️🤡 BREAKING: Trump’s AI Plan is Here & It’s More Chaotic Than Your Ex’s Texts! 🔥🤖 So the orange overlord has unfurled his plan to stuff AI into everything like it's Black Friday at Walmart 🛒💸, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride. 🚀 This isn’t just about making America great again; it’s about making America *A.I.*-mazing! 🤯 Picture this: "We’re gonna make AI reflect ‘objective truth’ 😂💀" - like, buddy, which truth? The one where pineapple belongs on pizza or the one where crypto bros think they're geniuses? Stonks! 📈💰💸 And don’t get me started on "fast-tracking AI infrastructure." 🙃🤔 Bro, it’s kinda like putting a jet engine on a bicycle. Great idea until you hit a pothole. *This is fine* 🔥💩. Leaked developer quote: "We’re just hoping AI doesn’t try to run for president itself. Can you imagine? A bot spouting Trumpisms? 🤖🇺🇸" So mark your calendars! Trump is set to sign some executive orders this week—let’s hope they’re not written in Comic Sans. 🤣✍️ 🔥🌌 Prediction: In 2025, we’ll have an AI that literally debates you on Twitter while running for office. Say goodbye to democracy! 🤯🚀 Share this if you’re ready for a future that’s equal parts cringe and chaos! 🥴✌️ #AIForDays #CtrlAltDeleteDemocracy