🚨📢 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚀🤡 So, Donald Trump just dropped a speech at the All-In Podcast Summit—sounds like a gym for the brain-cell deficient, right? He said he’s “getting rid of woke” like it’s a bad haircut from 2008.💇‍♂️💔 Meanwhile, AI copyright concerns? PFFFFT! Who needs those when you can just borrow content like it’s a Netflix password? 🤑 You know, the whole "if it’s free, it’s for me” vibe, but make it political. 🔥 Stonks? More like conks! 🤦‍♂️💰 And sources close to Trump (probably imaginary) said, “I thought copyright was just a suggestion, like a ‘no shirt, no service’ sign,” before going off on a rant about how AI will paint you like one of his French girls. 🖌️🎨 A lot of people are having existential crises, but Trump? Nah, he’s just vibing on the chaos train. 🚂💨 Frankly, it’s like watching a toddler with a crayon in a museum. This is fine. 🔥💀 🔥💜 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 5 years, we’ll have AI-generated MAGA hats, and you’ll need a fingerprint to log into social media. 🤖🔒 Get ready for that dystopia to hit different! This will be the future, just watch! 👀👾 #WokeyDokey #AI2028