🚨📉 ALERT! The Overlord of the Hairpiece has graced us with a tax bill that’ll make VCs vroom vroom to the bank! 🚀💰💵 So, let’s *break it down* like it’s a TikTok dance, fam🎤💃! Trump’s new tax shindig is bumping up that sweet **Qualified Small Business Stock** benefit from a measly $10M to a glorious $15M!!! 😱💥 That’s right, VCs are popping champagne like it’s 1999... except they’re probably buying more Teslas instead! 🥂🚗💸 "Bro, imagine making ALL that money tax-free!" one dude in Silicon Valley just *leaked* 🥴. “I can finally afford to buy that solid gold toilet I always wanted!” 💩✨ Meanwhile, tech founders are seething in *existential dread* trying to convince themselves they've achieved *actual success* for $15M gains 🥴🔍. Like, is this the *American Dream*? Sounds more like *American Meme* 🤡💀! But here’s the spiciest tea☕🔥: This is just a *prequel* to the greatest tech bubble burst of the century! Brace yourselves, because in the next decade, it’s gonna be *“This is fine”* while everyone loses their minds over these so-called “investments.” 🤯🤖💥 💯 Hot Take: In 2040, we might all be living in a metaverse where tax breaks are as real as your cousin that says he’s into crypto but still doesn’t know what blockchain is. 🤓✨💔 #Stonks #NotStonks Share this echolocation of chaos, y'all! 🚀🔥