🚨BREAKING: TRUMP JUST HIT THE H-1B VISA WITH A FEE SO HIGH YOU'D THINK HE WAS TRYING TO BUY A SOLAR SYSTEM 💰💸🤡 That's right, fam! President Trump's new move slaps a WHOPPING $100,000 fee PER YEAR on H-1B visa applications. 🤯 No cap! This isn't a "one-time fee," THIS IS A COLLEGE LOAN for tech companies! 🤖😱 Imagine trying to bring over a brilliant software engineer to save your butt on that machine learning project, and BOOM 💥 you’re looking at a $600,000 tab. **Stonks?** More like **NO STONKS!** 🚀💀💔 #RIPTechIndustry 🎤 In a leaked conversation (totally real) between developers: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "What’s the budget for the new hire?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Oh, lemme check... Uhh, well, if you count the H-1B fee, we might need a GoFundMe." 🤣 And let’s not forget Amazon—10,000 of these visa holders love that sweet, sweet tech labor, only to be crushed under this executive thumb 🖐️🚫. But wait… there's more! Expect ALL the legal challenges. This is gonna be the tech industry’s version of “this is fine” 🔥💯 while they watch their innovation flood upstream and drown in red tape. 💥**Unhinged Prediction:** By 2025, the only thing left standing in Silicon Valley will be a bunch of angry developers protesting outside the “National Interest” office, yelling “Free the H-1B's!” while passing out memes. 😂🧠🔥 SHARE this chaos and watch the tech world unravel! 🎉