🚨💥 Breaking News: Trump Just Launched a New Fragrance & It’s as Stinky as His Tweets! 💥🚨 Y’all, what’s cooking in the Oval Office? 🍔🔍 It’s Trump's latest entrepreneurial endeavor, a fragrance called “Rallying Cry in a Bottle.” And just like his political debates, early reviews are safe to say… *not great, Bob!* 😬💩💸 Priced at a staggering $249 💰💀 (like do the stonks even go that high?), this scent is apparently less “Success” and more “Oompa Loompa Crisis.” It’s so bad that even the marketing team is apparently sending each other memos that say, “This is fine.” 🔥🐻 “After a whiff, I felt my brain shrink like a deflated balloon,” one “leaked” developer said, while another claimed that “it smells like my uncle’s garage after a bad barbecue.” 🥴🚫 But forget the reviews! Drake is screaming in disbelief because nobody’s gonna drop THAT kind of cash unless it’s certified “based.” 🤷‍♂️👀 Unhinged Prediction: In the year 2050, *this fragrance will be used as a weapon in the next cold war*—scented diplomacy, anyone? 🤖💣 Keep your noses ready! 😂💥 #RallyingCry #FragranceFail #MemeEconomics