🚨🔥🎉 *BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP'S GENESIS MISSION—A CENTRALIZED AI POWERHOUSE?* 🎉🔥🚨 So, you thought Friday nights were boring? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because Trump just dropped an Executive Order that’s like if the Avengers teamed up with Skynet to take over science. 🤖💥 *Now that's a vibe!* The Genesis Mission is here to *harness AI* and boost American science like that one friend who adds "Magic" to their D&D campaign. Say goodbye to scattered data. 🗑️👋 The Department of Energy wants a centralized AI platform that makes all your school group projects weep from shame! 😭💔 Imagine datasets rolling in like the hottest mixtape 🤯—federal, academic, *private sector*—all snuggled up together in one cozy digital mansion. 🏰📊 What’s next? An AI Ben Franklin inventing a new lightning rod? ⚡️ But wait! Did someone say *QUANTUM SYSTEMS?!* Yup, they’re just casually tossing those into the mix like confetti at a TikTok party. 🎉🕺💃 And my sources overheard an imaginary developer saying, “We trained an AI to do research… NOW IT THINKS IT’S SMARTER THAN ME.” 💀 Hot take: in 5 years, we’ll have a science-loving AI plotting its takeover from a quantum server while we’re stuck in Zoom calls discussing NFT cat memes. You heard it here first! 👀💸 #Stonks 🚀