🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Amazon’s Kiro Is Coming for Your Coding Jobs!💻👀💥🚨 So, lemme hit you with the tea ☕️: Amazon just dropped a memo instructing its engineers to FLIP THE BIRD to third-party tools like Cursor and embrace its own AI coding assistant, Kiro. Why? Because apparently, Amazon wants feedback to combat a potential case of “woke AI” 💅💥. Can we talk about Amazon’s logic for a hot minute? This is like trying to sell a flip phone in a world of iPhones. Like, no cap, I’d rather code with a bag of Doritos than trust an AI from Jeff Bezos’s basement. If Kiro crashes my code, I’m gonna be more devastated than when I thought I found a $100 bill only to realize it was just Monopoly money. 💸💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Hey man, I’ve seen better code from my grandma’s TI-83. Kiro just told me to ‘try harder’ when I had a syntax error. I’m reporting it to HR.” 😂🤡 In an epic plot twist, let’s predict this: Kiro will end up writing code more mediocre than a “basic” pumpkin spice latte! So, in 2024, be prepared for Amazon to launch *Kiro 2.0: The Sparkly AI* — and by then, it’ll be more broken than a TikTok trend 3 weeks after it goes viral. 🚀🔥✨ Share this if you think Kiro should just stick to being a fancy coffee brand! ☕️💰 #KiroCrisis #CodeLlamaOut