🚀💰💀 Buckle up, space nerds! Donald Trump just hit "remix" on the NASA playlist and re-nominated billionaire jet-junkie Jared Isaacman, who has a higher orbital resume than your average astronaut 🤡👨‍🚀. Why? Because he’s flown in SpaceX’s 🚀🚀 fancy Uber into orbit twice! But as we all know, in politics, it's not about your qualifications – it’s about who you know. And clearly, Jared is besties with Elon, so they're basically the *space Avengers* 🦸‍♂️. But wait, there's more! This nomination got pulled faster than you can say "Do *not* touch that NASA budget" due to some cringe political donations from Jared to the Democrats 🤷‍♂️💸. Can we say *big oof*? Talk about a plot twist! But now, with Trump giving Jared the green light on Truth Social (because Twitter is so 2020), we’re back in the game for a wild ride through the cosmos! 🧠💥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I can’t believe we’re letting billionaires pilot the most important space agency. Next up, they’ll be selling Moon land on Shopify!” If Jared's gonna lead NASA, I give it 5 years before we’re sending TikTok influencers to Mars for the ultimate viral content 📸🔥. But hey, that’s just my galaxy brain prediction — the stars are the limit! 🌌✨