🚨👑BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT TRUMP “WHO DIS?” ON CRYPTO KING ZHAO 🚨👑 So, like, President Trump just threw out the most legendary “who dis?” moment since the dawn of time! 🕰️💔 In an epic CBS 60 Minutes interview, he claimed he has NO IDEA who Changpeng Zhao 🤑 (aka the dragon lord of all things crypto 🔥) is—even though they virtually share a family tree in the crypto jungle! 🌲💸 Fam, this is like Drake pointing at the crypto charts while Zhao is over here flexing with Binance 💪💰. Talk about a plot twist fit for a stonks meme 🍿📈! Meanwhile, all 12 of Zhao’s NFT monkeys are collectively cringing so hard they’re creating a time-loop back to 2020. 🐒💀 “Honestly, I didn’t even know he ran that thing,” Trump reportedly said, whilst simultaneously taking credit for the entire crypto community like it’s his own hair product. 🤡💇‍♂️ Just imagine the conversations in wonderland: Zhao: “Hey, I thought you were in the crypto game?” Trump: “Crypto? That’s what you put in your coffee, right?” ☕💨 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Trump will unveil a new NFT series called “Who’s That?” featuring *mystery* crypto figures—AND it will unironically go viral. Prepare your wallets, folks! 🚀💥 #CryptoChaos #WheresMyKey