🚀💥 *BREAKING NEWS: The Rocket-Pocalypse is Upon Us!* 💥🚀 Y’all remember when *imagine a world without regulations* was just a joke? Well, buckle up, buttercups, ’cause the Trump administration is about to blast off those rules like they're training for the intergalactic Olympics! 🌎💨💀 According to a “leaked” convo I had with my buddy in the SpaceX break room (aka my fridge), Elon’s like, “Stonks 🚀💰!” while he sips on that sweet, sweet rocket fuel. All aboard the “who needs a healthy planet anyway?” train! 🚂💨💩 In a delightful twist, they’ve got our old pal Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy on deck to cut through environmental red tape like it’s made of papel picado. I can hear the Earth crying already! 😭🌍 *“This is fine,”* said Mother Nature as she sips her latte. ☕️🔥 Drake took a break from his sad boi hours to point at this cringe move: “No regulations? That’s a *l* move.” 🤦‍♂️👈 And for my hot take? 2025 will see SpaceX launching rocket coffee beans to Mars instead of humans—'cause if there’s one thing Elon loves more than rockets, it’s caffeine! ☕️🌌 *#RocketCafe2025* Share this if you think we *literally* can’t! 😂 #ChaoticSpaceNews