🚨 BREAKING: Former ASML CEO Says Trump Could Low-Key Save Europe – “Best Thing Since Sliced Bread” 🍞🇪🇺💀 Okay, fam, hold onto your hats ‘cause it’s about to get wild. Peter Wennink, the retired wiz behind ASML (you know, the company that makes chips so small they could fit in the pockets of your nan's 90s jeans), just dropped this nuclear take at the TNW Conference. He’s saying that if Trump get’s that presidential glow-up, Europe is about to ride the *wave* of isolationism like a pro surfer on a tsunami. 🏄‍♂️🌊 “Mr. Trump could be the best thing that ever happened to Europe… I think people have woken up,” said Wennink, probably while looking at the chaos that is the news cycle. Real talk: does he mean wake-up like hitting the snooze button for 5 more minutes or actually getting out of bed? 🤔💤 Basically, he’s telling Euro techies to channel their inner *galaxy brain* and create open ecosystems (which sounds way cooler than it is, ngl). Think of it as the ultimate collab, like the Avengers but with fewer superhero spandex suits and more spreadsheets. 📈💼 🔥 HOT TAKE: In a world where isolationism reigns, Europe’s gonna unite and form the greatest tech empire since… well, ever. We might see the birth of “Euro-Stonks” and they’ll be shooting for the moon while we’re left holding the cringy TikTok dances. 🚀💰 Tag your friends who need to hear this ‘cause it’s time to either seethe or believe! 🤡✨