🚨👀BREAKING TECH NEWS: THE FAKE TITLE ARTIST HAS BEEN UNCEREMONIOUSLY DUMPED! 👋💼 So, here’s the tea ☕️: Steven Hatfill, the former “Senior Advisor of Seniority” at the Department of Health and Human Services (like, are they giving out titles at Starbucks now??) was axed faster than a TikTok cringe compilation! 🔪💀 Rumor has it, dude was rocking some inflated title like he was auditioning for a reality show called "Who's the Biggest Clown?" 🤡💥 Health officials are like: “Bro, no one can even read that title without a PhD!” 😂📜 You know it's bad when even the health department said, “Nah fam, we out.” 🚪💨 Hatfill, clutching at straws, started crying “coup!” like the last guy at a party who didn’t want to wash the dishes. 🙃 He claims it was all a ploy to overthrow the "anti-vax overlord" RFK Jr. Like, bro, this isn’t a Game of Thrones episode! 🏰🔥 “It's all a conspiracy!” Hatfill insists, probably while scrolling through conspiracy subreddits. 🤖🛸 But, like, imagine the poor soul who had to explain to him that “Senior Advisor” works best when it’s not a self-awarded title 🤦‍♂️. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: I predict before 2025, we’ll all be getting titles based on our social media follower counts. “Queen of Stonks” anyone? 💰👑 #CrownMeNow